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Create A Ride
Pimp up you favorite cars in your own private garage, tons of mods available to create the car of your dreams.
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Milk Panic
Milk the crazy cows before they blow up! Fun graphics of the cows blowing up....
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Interactive Buddy
Imagine you have a buddy that you can do pretty much anything to even blowing him up with grenades or even throwing baseballs at him.
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Punch Em
Got Stress? Go on... Punch Em! The Stress busting Pal Beater. |
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Rodeo
See how long you can stay on the bunking bull before he throws you off....real mans game
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Hapland 2
The second and more challenging version of the interactive game Hapland. Try your best to solve this mystery! |
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Sheep Reaction
Test your reflex time by shooting the sheep with darts as they try to escape. |
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Color Vision Test
You think you are not color blind! Take this medically approved test to see the reality. |
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Lost Head
A small girl, believe it or not has lost her head!! Help her find it in this interactive game similar to Hapland... |
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Dirty Punk Machine
Create your own musical compositions with ease using this music machine with built in sounds! |
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Cube Wired
A UFO has fallen from the sky, discover the secret hidden in it. This is an interactive flash game similar to Hapland you have played before. |
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Hapland
Hapland is an interactive world than a game. You have to light up both torches to open the stone portal and thus unleashing the power within.
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Maxwells Demon
A nice entertaining game that has a bit of science behind it. Requires quick reaction from the player and is fun to watch as well.
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Rock Paper Scissors
Flash version of the popular real life game lets you play against your computer! |
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Homers Emotions
Hilarious flash thing allowing you to mess about with Homer Simpsons various emotions. |
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Thrill
So this is how they torture people, no wonder they enjoy it |
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Slap The Candidate
Just for the sake of it....no financial gain but lots of inner satisfaction - FUNNY AS HELL :)
|  Michael Dragson Here
 Home Run Take Drunk Home safely
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Free Run
Forget trains, cars and crowded pavements! What if you could take the high road across the city jumping over roof tops? |
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Escape From Fairy World
James and his sister Dorothy fight over the cereal prize, A fairy. James is sucked into the dimension of fairies and he has to escape out... |
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Skull Kid
Taking the role of a kid with a skull for a head, you get to literally rip apart an office building with your chainsaw and gun. Roam as you please, destroy all you see. |
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Stick Combat
STRESS RELIEVER - Hit as many stick figures as you want with a baseball bat, locked inside a room. |
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Petty Theft Bicycle
Escape out of the county border evading the cops chasing you after you stole Lt. Dangles bike! |
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Homers Beer Run
Help Homer collect the kegs of beer falling from the top of a building for his weekend party! |
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Pacs Jungle Trip
Pacman takes on a new adventurous journey through the jungle to fix broken down car! |
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Thin Ice
Frozone got his super-suit and is on his way to do some super-deeds! Help him maneuver through the roof tops of Metro City... |
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Harry Potter And Marauders Map
The structural blocks of Hogwarts Castle, Lupins Classroom and Azkaban are spread all over the maze. Help Harry Potter collect all of them... |
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Shark Attack
Jump from island to island, and make your way to the mainland! But watch out for the fierce sharks prowling the waters! |
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National Missile Defense
President Bush is determined to defend the White House with his newly invented missile defense system!!! |
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Chain Reaction
An atom bomb is triggered by a chain reaction. Try to ignite a chain reaction here by yourself! |
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Smart Stick
The smart stickman is lost in this strange world. But is he smart enough to solve the mysteries and escape out... |
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Ghetto Chase
Bad boy, Bad boy what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you! |
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Kill The Popups
Are you sick of dealing with the pop-ups! Here is a way to practice tackling them. Kill The Popups!!! |
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Gravity Ball 2
Very popular version of Arkanoid. Now more challenging, with a lot more than just gravity and bricks. Check it out |
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Tube Racer
A kind of a surfing game but here you are a robot and surfing through the inside of a tube with on coming obstructions. |
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Capture the Flag
A popular outdoor game for scouts, Capture the flag from the enemy base and return back alive! |
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Parashoot Retro
Jump out of a moving helicopter onto the back of a moving truck, avoiding traps, flack etc... |
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Ant City
A cool game where you fry people and vehicles with a giant magnifying glass. |
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360º Snake
Another wacky and wonderful twist to the classic snake game.... |
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Bouncy The Ball
Simple but addictive game, Get to green target, collect coins, difficuilty increases as game progresses. |
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Skeleton Park
Run around picking up bones as a skeleton but avoid being caught by dogs. |
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Pegote Ball
Show off your soccer skills by keeping the ball in the air by heading and kicking etc... quite an advance game... |
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Freaky Football
Collect the beans, avoid the bombs, dodge the defence and run to touch down in this freakish football game. |
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Weight Lifting
A weight lifting game which does not test your physical strength and stamina but the strength of your finger!!! |
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Jurassic Putt
Mini Golf game, themed around the Jurassic era, also known as Mini-Putt 3 by Psycho Goldfish |
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Pool Jam
Billiards Game, you have three minutes to pot the maximum number of balls |
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Show Time
Collect the missing tapes in the BBC studios and ensure the programmes air on time!
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Splatman
A nice little version of Pacman. Eat all the dots and fruits to proceed further avoiding the scary ghosts. |
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Hungry Hungry Mario
Mario is dying of hunger after so many missions! Feed him with the green energy pills to prepare for the next mission... |
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Rick Dangerous
Take the risky journey in the underground world of mysterious labyrinth and find a way out avoiding all the traps and enemies...
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Super MPCorp Land
A game that resembles Super Mario. Rescue your friend Jbeu kidnapped by the evil creatures, confronting all the dangers and bosses... |
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Dizzy Paul
Grab the Peace And Love Pills in every level to keep Paul, the smiley face always happy! |
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Pharaohs Tomb
Explore the mysterious tomb of Pharaoh to collect the hidden treasures and escape out quickly and of course alive!
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Damnation
Explore the dangerous arena full of surprises in this action packed interactive game... Be alert and quick!!! |
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Panik In Chocoland
The evil Red Guy has planted bombs all over the Chocoland factory! Help Panik work his way up through all the floors collecting the bombs and save the factory. |
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Mo Fro
Help MoFro save the Phatmen and destroy the evil minions of Anti Koan.
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The Apprentice
Do you have what it takes to climb the corporate ladder? |
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The Hedgehog Game
Bungy over as quickly as you can to the hedgehogs house, avoids the red lava. Many different levels |
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Global Player
Run a global freight company, organize the containers and load them onto the correct method of transport. |
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Emily Grace
Save your your town from the occupation of your enemies army, on land and in the air :) |
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Tobby Rescue
The Dog has kidnapped your precious Jelly, only you can rescue her from his evil paws... |
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Paranormality
fun little adventure game, revolves around, aliens, a dog and a baby...you guess the connection. |
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Clubby The Seal
Revenge time...help little Clubby takes his revenge on the locals :) |
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Alien
Help the Brave lil Aliens escape |
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Lemonade Stand
Build a mini empire running your own lemonade business. |
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Shop Lifter
Be a true shop lifter! Steal away stuff from the store without getting caught...
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Buzzer
how steady are your hands?
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FLASH MOVIES:
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Jedi Duels
Yoda, the Jedi master and bob return to take on a pair of dark warriors... |
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Jedi Training
A young man willing to be trained in the ways of force by a Jedi Master meets an unexpected end. |
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Poop Frustration
This guy is seriously Touching Cloth. You know how it is, when you gotta go, you gotta go! |
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Dr Bob Saves The Day
A poor guy is choking to death and Dr Bob tries his best to save him! Very funny... |
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Yes And No
A funny educative animation emphasizing the difference between good and bad driving habits! |
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Old Lady And Fly
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dont know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she will die! |
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Pentagon Strike
An eye opening flash animation exposing the biggest conspiracy ever? Must Watch. |
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Cows With Guns (Flash Movies)
We will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high - Proclaimed the rebel cows with guns!!! | |
HORNY FISHERMAN.
Q: What do you call a professional fisherman?
A: a master baiter
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Lawyer... Genius |
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
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What's worse than having termites in your piano?
Crabs on your organ.
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| Warm and Moist |
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MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
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English Patient |
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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
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Rooster Prozac |
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Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.
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Smoking at Gas Station |
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This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught on fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.
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| Drunken Man and Blonde |
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?''
The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''
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| Rabbit Breakout |
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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette." | | | |
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Animal Jokes:
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| Vampire bat |
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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| Two zebras pondering |
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Animal Super Bowl
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.
The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"
"I did," said the centipede.
"Who stopped the rhino?"
"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.
"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"
"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.
"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.
"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped.
The Nonconformist Bird
There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"
So he stayed. Winter came and was very cold, the nonconformist bird had never felt such cold weather and was afraid that he might freeze to death. Realizing he had made a big mistake by staying, he headed to a near by barn for shelter. On his way to the barn it began to snow. The poor bird was cold, tired and hungry. "Why did I stay?" he asked himself as he collapsed on the ground. As he lay there covered by the snow, a cow happened by. The cow, feeling the need to relieve himself, crapped right on the bird. At first being angry the bird said, "Who did this horrible thing to me, how dare someone crap on me, I'll get him for this!" The crap was too heavy for him to free himself. But, after a while the crap began to warm him and he forgot all about his anger. In fact he was so warm that he began to sing. A buzzard passing overheard the singing and went down to investigate. As he cleared away the crap to his delight he found the bird. The bird was so happy to be free from the crap that he thanked the buzzard, who then decided to eat the little bird.
The moral of this story: Just because someone craps on you, it does not make them your enemy, and just because someone gets you out of the crap, it does not make them your friend.
Don't Lie to Mom
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Elephant Time
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the time.
He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me sir," says the young man "do you know what time it is?"
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about 3:00" the zoo keeper responds.
The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
Don't Kick the Animals, Man
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"
Penguins Go to the Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
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wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."
"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"
"Well, then I pick up some of the shit that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"
"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."
| The Hunting Dog |
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."
Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"
Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.
The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it
Answer:
coffin
As I went over London Bridge
I met my sister Jenny
I broke her neck and drank her blood
And left her standing empty.
Answer:
gin
What goes through the door without pinching itself?
What sits on the stove without burning itself?
What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
Answer:
the sun
What work is it that the faster you work,
the longer it is before you're done,
and the slower you work,
the sooner you're finished?
Answer:
roasting meat on a spit
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not
Answer:
counterfeit money
LONG RIDDLES:
$ THE MISSING DOLLAR RIDDLE $
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????
SOLUTION
The facts in this riddle are clear: There is an initial $30 charge. It should have been $25, so $5 must be returned and accounted for. $3 is given to the 3 friends, $2 is kept by the bellhop - there you have the $5. The trick to this riddle is that the addition and subtraction are done at the wrong times to misdirect your thinking - and quite successfully for most. Each of the 3 friends did indeed pay $9, not $10, and as far as the friends are concerned, they paid $27 for the night. But we know that the clerk will tell us that they were charged only $25 and when you add the $3 returned with the $2 kept by the bellhop, you come up with $30.
From Ward, another way to look at this one: My answer:
The following night two friends check into the same motel. Once again the clerk charges them $30, or $15 per person. After the clerk remembers the total rate is only $25 he sends the bellhop upstairs with five $1 bills to pay the two friends back. The bellhop knows he got away with larceny once so he tries it again. But this time he pockets $3 and returns $2 to the hotel guests ($1 per guest). So each of the two guests got $1 back from their original $15. Therefore each paid $14 which is a total payment of $28 for the room. Now the bellhop has $3, the guests paid $28, for a total of $31....THERE'S THE MISSING DOLLAR!!!!
Business is Good |
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| Yeah, they keep me locked up, but I guess I'm thankful, in short.
I hand out the beatings, while my neighbors import and export.
We make a good team, especially me as the muscle,
But with two dozen guards, I'm glad we never tussle.
But really, I got a lotta my own connections,
Imports, exports, with thousands collectin'.
But between us, there's really no competition,
I call it harmonizin' cause we're on the same mission.
No one is unnecessary, or, you know, too small,
The guy upstairs is the boss of it all.
He's also incarcerated, but for his good I bet it is,
Business is good, so long as we get the messages.
Question:
Who's doing the talking, and who are the other players in this riddle? (there are a total of 28, minus the narrator's connections)
Answer
The parentheses are used to number the parts mentioned.
The HEART (1) is the one doing the talking. He is thankful to be "locked up" or guarded by the "two dozen guards," the (24) ribs that normal humans have in 2 pairs. The ribs protect, and guard both the heart and the LUNGS. The LUNGS are the 'neighbors' (2) that have the job of "Importing" and "Exporting" Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide. The heart is- literally speaking- the muscle, and 'hands out the beatings' (heart beats). Of course, the heart itself has many "connections" or veins, arteries, and capillaries that "import" and "export" that valuable fluid we call blood. None of these members' job is unnecessary, or small, and they never compete with each other because they have the one mission of keeping a person alive. And, last but not least, the "guy upstairs" who is "the boss of it all" is 'incarcerated' by-yes-the skull. He is none other than the BRAIN (1), which sends electrical messages to all the other members via nerves, which tell them what to do. Business is good so long as these messages are sent. If they aren't, nothing is moving, and....well, then you're DEAD. (28)
Dark Queen |
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#23956 |
| Fun |
(2.87) |
| Difficulty |
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The queen of death; she crawls on your stairs,
She's always so lonely, no mate in her lair.
Her children, they leave home with such haste
For fear that their blood this new mother will taste.
On silken cord, her daughters await,
For men in their homes meet a similar fate.
Dark as new moon, her crimson belly tells time,
Her mate is passed on, he won't tell of her crime.
If you see the black maiden, you must run in fear
One prick from her needles and pain is quite near.
Hint
Remember Miss Muffet, what gave her a scare,
Except bitten by this harmful lady, you'd need hospital care.
Answer
A black widow spider.
Often found under stairs, in garages and other dark places.
She searches for a mate, and then kills him to provide sustenance until her children are born.
Her children leave her, because black widow spiders tend to eat anything, including their offspring.
Her poison is not generally fatal but is very painful and requires hospital care.
Beheadings |
| Teaser ID |
#23936 |
| Fun |
(2.88) |
| Difficulty |
(1.96) |
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| I am found in great fields.
With my kin, provide great yields.
Decapitate me with no regret.
What makes me bread is what you'll get.
Cut once again, again I implore
And you will do this thing evermore.
What have thou found from thee?
Give me the words above, all three.
Answer
"Wheat" is found in great fields.
With its kin, provides great yields.
Decapitate "wheat" with no regret.
And the word "heat" is what you'll get.
Cut once again, again I implore
And you will "eat", yes eat evermore.
What have thou found with this treat?
The three words above, "wheat", "heat", and "eat
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